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Stuff on my ceiling [Oct. 6th, 2012|11:27 pm]
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My house was built in the mid-80s, and therefore has a textured ceiling. I remember right before the ass fell out of the housing market and every TV channel had a reality show about flipping houses, textured ceilings were regarded as the decor equivalent of pubic lice. I think we're far enough away from that time where I can now admit without shame that I have always liked them. For one thing, they look like they were kind of fun to make. Especially when I was a child and enjoyed playing with goopy, sticky stuff. For another, they serve as my personal Rorschach test. I can tell a great deal about my state of mind by the shapes my brain creates from the mass of squiggles above my bed. Sometimes it's a riot of butts, boobies, and penises. Other times I'm menaced by innumerable Boschian grotesques. One day I looked up and clearly saw a skull with an eye patch, and a vulture wing with long robes flowing behind it. It was so vivid that I was compelled to draw it.
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My Favorite Moustaches - Memorial Edition [Jun. 20th, 2012|11:59 pm]
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LeRoy Neiman painted a subject matter I didn't care about in a style I didn't care for. But, it is undeniable that the man had an impressive moustache.
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Sea Bass and Armadillo [May. 6th, 2012|11:04 pm]
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<me>: Sea Bass and Armadillo went to a fast food restaurant and ordered milkshakes. They both drank the milkshakes too fast and suffered extremely painful headaches.
"HNNNNNNGG!" said Armadillo.
"Son of a bitch!" said Sea Bass.
The cashier that served them ended up being diagnosed with Leprosy some weeks later, but that was quickly cleared up by a round of antibiotics.
THE END
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Sea Bass and Armadillo [May. 4th, 2012|08:30 pm]
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<me>: Sea Bass and Armadillo suddenly found themselves floating in outer space.
<me>: "Wow!" Mouthed Sea Bass without making a sound because there isn't any air in outer space. "I always thought you would explode if you were exposed to the vacuum of space without a space suit!"
<me>: "Me too," Armadillo mouthed. "I also thought you would freeze from the extremely cold temperatures, but all I'm feeling is a slight tingling as the saliva in my mouth begins to boil."
And then they both suffocated and died.
THE END
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Sea Bass and Armadillo [May. 3rd, 2012|08:27 pm]
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<me>: Armadillo awoke one morning to find himself submerged deep inside the Mariana Trench.
"Cool! I can see James Cameron!" he thought just before he was squished into something resembling a bumpy brown tennis ball by the awesome pressure of the water at such extreme depths.
Sea Bass was on his way to see if he could get James Cameron's autograph when he noticed a fist sized blob of something that smelled a little like food.
With a quick suck from Sea Bass' massive mouth, Armadillo was soon on his way to becoming poop.
Unfortunately, before Sea Bass could get James Cameron's autograph, the leprosy he contracted from Armadillo made his fins fall off.
THE END
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Sea Bass and Armadillo [May. 2nd, 2012|10:54 pm]
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<not_me>: the Adventures of Sea Bass and Armadillo.
write them.
<me>: Sea Bass found himself inexplicably in the middle of the desert of the American southwest.
As it is not the most humid of climates and Sea Bass being on the hydrophilic side, he proceeded to die.
<not_me>: yeah he did.
<me>: Not long afterward, Armadillo happened by on his quest to infect illegal aliens with leprosy.
<not_me>: hey how do people get leprosy anyway? where does it come from?
<me>: He sniffed Sea Bass' rapidly drying carcass and thought it might have been the worst thing he ever smelled.
So he ate it.
THE END
<not_me>: thats quite an adventure.
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Hourly Comic Day 2012 [Feb. 2nd, 2012|10:25 pm]
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A little early, but I want to go to bed.


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Hourly Comic Day 2012 [Feb. 2nd, 2012|09:04 pm]
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