<me>: Sea Bass and Armadillo went to a fast food restaurant and ordered milkshakes. They both drank the milkshakes too fast and suffered extremely painful headaches.
"HNNNNNNGG!" said Armadillo.
"Son of a bitch!" said Sea Bass.
The cashier that served them ended up being diagnosed with Leprosy some weeks later, but that was quickly cleared up by a round of antibiotics.
THE END

<me>: Sea Bass and Armadillo suddenly found themselves floating in outer space.
<me>: "Wow!" Mouthed Sea Bass without making a sound because there isn't any air in outer space. "I always thought you would explode if you were exposed to the vacuum of space without a space suit!"
<me>: "Me too," Armadillo mouthed. "I also thought you would freeze from the extremely cold temperatures, but all I'm feeling is a slight tingling as the saliva in my mouth begins to boil."
And then they both suffocated and died.
THE END

<me>: Armadillo awoke one morning to find himself submerged deep inside the Mariana Trench.
"Cool! I can see James Cameron!" he thought just before he was squished into something resembling a bumpy brown tennis ball by the awesome pressure of the water at such extreme depths.
Sea Bass was on his way to see if he could get James Cameron's autograph when he noticed a fist sized blob of something that smelled a little like food.
With a quick suck from Sea Bass' massive mouth, Armadillo was soon on his way to becoming poop.
Unfortunately, before Sea Bass could get James Cameron's autograph, the leprosy he contracted from Armadillo made his fins fall off.
THE END

<not_me>: the Adventures of Sea Bass and Armadillo.
write them.
<me>: Sea Bass found himself inexplicably in the middle of the desert of the American southwest.
As it is not the most humid of climates and Sea Bass being on the hydrophilic side, he proceeded to die.
<not_me>: yeah he did.
<me>: Not long afterward, Armadillo happened by on his quest to infect illegal aliens with leprosy.
<not_me>: hey how do people get leprosy anyway? where does it come from?
<me>: He sniffed Sea Bass' rapidly drying carcass and thought it might have been the worst thing he ever smelled.
So he ate it.
THE END
<not_me>: thats quite an adventure.